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I see you can't keep your hands out of your pants. What a little fucking pervert. I don't understand how you can be a chronic masturbator when you are hung like a tic tac. It's not like you can even stroke it since it is so tiny. No..you just kinda pinch it between your thumb and forefinger then shake your hand a bit. It would probably get lost in your fist if you tried to stroke it for real! Seriously. I have seen Ken Dolls better endowed than you. Nevertheless, it is still disgusting how you are always touching it.
I mean, I guess I can understand it - It's not like you ever get laid. No woman would be with a pathetic worthless waste of a man like you. Besides if you ever DID get the chance to be with a woman - that little vienna sausage would squirt before it even got inside! You wouldn't even be worthy of being called a two pump chump.
Realistically I think that nub of yours is so tiny - it doesn't even qualify as cock. I certainly wouldn't call it one. It's a sissy stick and it's wrong of you to put that thing inside a pair of boxers. Someone may see and mistake you for a real man. I have a pair of frilly pink panties you can tuck your wittle bitty clitty into instead.
Still around you little fucker? Stop staring at my pictures. You will never be man enough to fuck me - so don't even think about it. Maybe though...if you do a good job of cleaning my toilet...with a toothbrush...held between your teeth...and lay by my front door so I can use you as my human door mat...maybe...just maybe...you will earn the privilege of sniffing my perfect ass.